call your cheeks awareness the way im spreading them
i cant take this anymore
Ripley’s just fuck off and get out of here
Ripley’s I’m tired of explaining this shit to you
Ripley’s you know what? Whatever.
Ripley’s Sick Of This Shit
by twitter user carnetaur. they also have a follow-up
man pumping gas: i see the shawty went squirt mode today
pump: ⛽️
(returns to the gas station in a fake moustache and a different car) vas that guy bothering you
can you trigger tag bisexuality please
no but i can fuck both your parents
“i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do”
when i get home from work:
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
This is the point we’re at now by the way.
from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
it just gets better
and better